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Joke of the Day

"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"

"What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party."

"A masochist and a sadist are doing their thing... The masochist says: ""Hit me"" and the sadist answers: ""no..."""

"Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums? Because people are dying to get in."

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."

"a few things i notice while on pain killers: i don't blink, unicorns talk too fast & i can remove my right leg at the hip."

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side"

"I laughed at my friend for being unable to juggle... Turns he just didn't have the balls to do it."

"Have you heard about the gay Chinese prostitute? He only does brojobs."

"Frankly auto correct, I'm getting really tired of your shirt."