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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."
Next Joke
"Think about something positive! What's the first thing that comes to your mind? My HIV test."
"LIFE HACK: when at a restaurant with a long wait, resort to cannibalism"
"This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me"
"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."
"Breaking Ne ws"
"How deep is a swimming pool? It deep-ends."
"Sorry I got drunk and said and did everything I wanted to say and do."
"USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high"
"Me: *applies temporary tattoos* Mom: Unicorn tats? Me: I'm in a gang. Mom: Ha! With who, Lisa Frank? Me: You just made a powerful enemy."