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Joke of the Day
"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side"
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"I yelled ""STOP EATING CAT TURDS OR IT WILL HURT WHEN YOU POOP!"" & my dog stopped eating, so if you need a motivational speaker contact me"
"I only like 70 things.. One is alcohol. Another is 69."
"What do you call a woman with one nipple? Titty Wap."
"""I know exactly how you feel."" *staring at a deflated giant inflatable snowman"
"Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money."
"If they ever start charging for air... I'll buy a bag of chips, at least it will be a package deal."
"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"
"Have you heard about the dyslexic robber who ran into a bank? He screamed: ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!"""
"I came last in a karate competition yesterday I was kicking myself!"