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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the gay Chinese prostitute? He only does brojobs."
Next Joke
"I bring my Epipen everywhere It's my greatest treasure. I think my friend really wanted me to have it. He gave it to me right before he died."
"I'm not one of those moms who knows all her kids by name."
"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."
"Why cant people with no feet drink milk? Because they are lack toes intolorent."
"My friend was cold so i told her to stand in a corner. Corners are 90 degrees."
"Boss: ""You're not suppose to be drinking on the job!"" Me: ""You're not suppose to cheat on your wife."" Boss: ""Keep up the good work sir."""
"Where do hipsters drown? the mainstream."
"Confucius say . . . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels."
"not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven"