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Joke of the Day

"Frankly auto correct, I'm getting really tired of your shirt."

"Why don't English teachers like parole? They prefer complete sentences."

"Photons have mass? Why, I didn't know they were Catholic!"

"Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom? Because he's a Fungi!"

"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."

"Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright."

"Considering how badly Asians drive, I got to thinking. Maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong? It was a Naan issue"

"what to ketchup and a condom have in common? they both go on your weenie"

"""I'll have a caramel macchiato, hold the espresso & milk."" ""Miss, that's just a cup of caramel sauce."" ""You heard me."""