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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that the Jim Henson company is making a show about meth-cooking? They're calling it Borking Bad."

"I can't watch porn with a storyline cause I get too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long :("

"At first I didn't like my new haircut ... but now it's growing on me."

"I dont think being Gay is a choice Becuase if it was who would want to be Gay?"

"What's the difference between a singing bird and a bad prostitute? One's a happy crow."

"saw your mum at the supermarket buying vaseline & cucumbers & nothing else, no wonder your dad died if that what she puts in sandwiches"

"How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know... I skipped the intro."

"Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings? They only work 10% of the time."

"A man walks up to a woman ""We're going to have sex tonight"" The man said. ""Why?"" replied the woman. ""Because I'm stronger than you"""

"My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night."