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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer in World War 2? A: Ash"
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"When you go to the movies first thing you need to do is pour a drink in the seat in front of you so nobody can sit there.."
"Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is hard because they often take things, literally."
"I saw the army of Lichtenstein the other day. He was a really nice guy."
"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."
"What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence? A falcon genius."
"I bet when you barge in on a chicken rapist and say ""Guess what!?"" they really mean it when they say ""Chicken butt."""
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan."
"She left me a note, on the fridge... ""It's not working anymore, I'm leaving you"". I opened up the fridge and it is working. She left me for nothing, that idiot."
"A mushroom goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""