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Joke of the Day
"I like my women the way I like my paper... white, thin, and able to take a few punches"
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"What do you call a fat relative around Halloween? A plump-kin"
"Did you hear the joke with the punchline that is invisible to idiots?"
"what's harder than closing your blinds? My dick as I watch you through them"
"My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program."
"A flock of dads is called a grill."
"How many Muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Allah them"
"I don't know why hippies made such a big deal out of it... all their records were groovy. All of them. -your dad"
"I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that"
"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese was."