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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather died quietly in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."
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"My favorite pick-up line: Hey girl, my name is Tony. You know what that is backwards? Y not."
"It turns out that 3 is the amount of times you can suck on your dentist's finger before she stops believing that you're doing it accidentally."
"We reach out to meet each other half way, filling the vast void between us. We yearn to become as one."" - A poem by my eyebrows"
"[hitting on hot babe in bar] "".. You're 28? NO WAY! I used to be 28! This is spooky. You like oxygen? OMG you're not gonna believe this.."""
"*watching an old Lassie show Me: How come you can't do those things? Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it."
"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."
"Why do blonds have schools underwater. Because deep down, they're not so stupid."
"A long time ago, I thought of a soda joke. I'd share it with you, but I'm afraid I think it'd fall flat."
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"