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Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness; also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname."

"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""

"Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Punchline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"

"Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys Well not to brag or anything but I'm bad at everything"

"Two whales walk into a bar... The first whale says oooOOOOoOooOOoOoooOOOOoOoOOOooooOo The second whale says: ""Karl you're drunk!"""

"Father wakes up his son and asks him a question. What has 4 legs and isn't alive? It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this?! No Jimmy, it's your dog..."

"I bought my wife some gloves and a sex toy for her birthday if she doesn't like the gloves she can go f*ck herself"

"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."

"So what goes around comes around eh? Try saying that to my belt"