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Joke of the Day
"why did sally fall off the swings she pooped herself"
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"What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!"
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"What cheese is used to block online streaming? Edam"
"Meteorologist: According to our facts, we'll have a longer winter- People: LET THE GROUNDHOG DECIDE Meterologist: But science People: NO"
"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"
"Am I in a safe neighborhood? I only see 2 stores that exclusively sell lacrosse equipment."
"Someone screwed with my autocorrect, and when I catch them... Alpha cum up"
"Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican? Under a bar of soap."
"Live for what tomorrow has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away."