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Joke of the Day

"Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!"

"They're working on a series in which Bob Odenkirk is the star... It's called Better Call Sol."

"People who say they don't know how to lie are lying."

"Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?"

"Storm What do call if it was raining Nazis? A Heil storm"

"What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns? Plastic Italians."

"My boss told me to ""dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman."

"Why are Canadians atheist? Because they are Eh-theists."

"A mormon checks into a hotel. On seeing there are video channels available in his room, he says ""I trust the porn is disabled."" The receptionist replies, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sicko!"""

"What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle"