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Joke of the Day

"Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!"

"What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck? Mashed potatoes."

"How did the stem cell break it to his girl? It's not you; it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago"

"Is Google male or female? Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."

"Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together..."

"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."

"What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France? Condom-Mints"

"I was addicted to hokey pokey But then I turned myself around"

"If I had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless; I'd be worth something by now."

"why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee? Dinosaurs are extinct"