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Joke of the Day
"Someone screwed with my autocorrect, and when I catch them... Alpha cum up"
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"Just apologized to my dog for being a crazy person, and I could tell by the way she didn't respond that she's been thinking it for a while."
"What is love? Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And me, I call it you."
"What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !"
"Just took a huge Nicolas Cage movie."
"Everybody has been reading about the fight today Except Floyd Mayweather."
"I really like some metamorphic rocks... They're the schist!"
"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."
"Why do squirrels swim on their back? to keep their nuts dry."
"What do you call a deaf dog? Whatever you want he still won't come."