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Joke of the Day

"Am I in a safe neighborhood? I only see 2 stores that exclusively sell lacrosse equipment."

"Three women are sitting at a bar talking about how loose they are... One can fit in a sausage, one can fit in a cucumber and the third one just slides down onto the bar stool."

"The Wall Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."

"I don't understand bow ties. What, is your neck a gift?"

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."

"My mom yelled at my sister "" GET OUTTA MY PURSE!""... My sister yelled back ""I'M TOO BIG TO BE IN YOU'RE PURSE!"""

"A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying."

"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."

"Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting? I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit."

"Son your teacher called, she said you wrote ""AQUAMAN RULZ"" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers"