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Joke of the Day

"So a guy walks into Walgreen's. He asks the druggist for a bottle of Viagra. Druggist says, ""Do you have a prescription?"" Guy says, ""No, but I have a picture of the wife."""

"in the darkest corner of my room, dick cheney sits brooding, waiting til i fall asleep. or it's a lampshade. kinda dark and i'm nearsighted."

"How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thick you slice 'em."

"How do you kill a circus troupe? Go for the juggler."

"How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb? Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself."

"Every tweet ever tweeted begins with an implied ""None of y'all asked my opinion, but ..."""

"What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait? A master-baiter"

"I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... ...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous."

"*me loggin into twitter* I'll have to bypass their security system *types in password* bingo"

"The joke of 2016 Trump"