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Joke of the Day

"How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb? Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself."

"My urologist told me I need to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he told me it's very innapropriate masturbate during a physical exam."

"Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no."

"A virus that wipes out every photo filter across the internet but leaves the photos."

"I don't know why people like to crack rape jokes They're a real touchy subject which rub others the wrong way"

"I hate when people kick my cats! It really hurts my felines."

"How can you tell if someone is having a stroke? There is lotion and used tissues laying around"

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50... His father replies: ""40 dollars!, what could you possibly need to borrow 30 dollars for?!?"""

"What is ISIS' favourite file type? .exe"

"A wise man once said... ""If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."" However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether."