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Joke of the Day

"How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thick you slice 'em."

"They should make another Taken film about how unappreciative Neesons' family is for saving them every other day Taken 4: Granted."

"Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic"

"What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex"

"What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone? An Asgard."

"What's the difference between a jew and a dollar? It's illegal to burn a dollar."

"How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!"

"Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it."

"Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early? Me: Because we have had enough of you for today"

"My friend told me I didnthave the confidence to farm rocks. You should have seen the look on his face when I grew boulder."