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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nah, it's too cheesy."
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"What do you call a slow transgender? Translate."
"My wife handed me a mop so I inspected it and said, ""You're good to go, woman!"" and now the mop handle is in a funny place."
"32. Never married. No children. nnI'm the last single friend standing! I win!nn*This message brought to you by whiskey and self loathing."
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He saw what happened to the zebra."
"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough."
"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business"
"Three nuns are on a bus, when a nude man with an erect penis steps on. Two of the nuns faint and the third has a stroke."
"""A Bunch of Stuff I Remembered and Then Compiled into a Narratively Cohesive Yet Inconsistently Compelling Tome: A Memoir"""
"I couldn't find my mustache for a week It was right under my nose the entire time."