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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure..."
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"What's green got 6 legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you ? A pool table"
"A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others."
"If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?"
"I was just flipping through a pictorial of Betty White on one of those celebrity sites... And I realized it was Lindsey Lohan. True Story."
"I'm really good at acting like I'm sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it."
"If you use a lighter on a cigar, a man will smoke for a day If you use a lighter on a man, he'll smoke for the rest of his life."
"Just saw a kid go down a slide looking at an iPhone. End of the world or multi-tasking?"
"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."
"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."