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Joke of the Day

"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"

"How much hate does it take to qualify as a ""hater""? I hate tons of stuff."

"Use a tortilla as a lap napkin so you can still eat all the food you spill"

"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"

"Do you have porridge for breakfast? Kevin Bacon"

"What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive"

"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"

"LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond."

"What kind of sick fuck figured out that you can make a cake out of carrots?"

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & access your data, and the other is a hardware standard."