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Joke of the Day

"Use a tortilla as a lap napkin so you can still eat all the food you spill"

"I have 10 jokes, the first 9 are funny but the last one is hilarious. * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Hilarious"

"I don't want to be cremated when I die. I want my body thrown on a group of unsuspecting, cocky teens in a haunted house."

"Saw a guy walking down the street talking to himself, hand gestures and all...So I did the right thing, stopped and told him about Twitter."

"Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white? Well, you want them to work, don't you?"

"What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator? A huge mess."

"""No flying cars yet?"", he wrote from a 2 inch by 4 inch pocket computer instantaneously to subscribers worldwide using only his right thumb."

"What do men and pizza have in common? That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h..."

"2 people got in an argument on the other side of the makeshift boat i'm on. So I yelled, what's with all the Rift-Raft over there!?"

"How Are A Prostitute And A Pirate Ship Alike? They're both full of seamen."