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Joke of the Day
"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"
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"The platypus has to be the WEIRDEST looking animal I've ever gotten pregnant."
"How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""
"How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!"
"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. So would mine, probably, if I was having sex with something made out of bacon."
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."
"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."
"My local bondage club was robbed last night... we were all left bound and gagged. We absolutely loved it."
"How do Muslims cook their eggs? Sunni side up."