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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & access your data, and the other is a hardware standard."

"What did the grand chess master say to the recovering alcoholic after he beat him in a game of chess? I was 12 steps ahead of you from the beginning!"

"I've always wanted to be an organ trader But I didn't have the stomach for it."

"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child."

"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"

"[Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)"

"I named my penis Kobe. I drink lots of beer and massage it."

"0 Two muffins baking in the oven. One says ""Bloody hell! It's hot in here."" The other spins around..... ""AAAHHHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!! GET ME OUT!!!!"""

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket... Could some say you are, independent? :D (Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)"