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Joke of the Day
"Don't apologize because you haven't tweeted in a while. No one cared."
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"What is a pirates favorite firework? M80"
"Jesus wasn't a very good carpenter... I mean... He couldn't remove three nails to save his life."
"Why did the cucumber blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars"
"Did you hear the one about the chicken and the egg? They were trying to get each other off!"
"I get a new phone every year just so my friends don't think I'm lying when I tell them I've lost their number Avoidance is expensive"
"The only joke I know ....... What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch penis? A fungi to be with"
"If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake."