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Joke of the Day

"Don't apologize because you haven't tweeted in a while. No one cared."

"-I love you! -Me too! -You too what? -What you said -What did I say? -That -Say it -What? -I want u to say it -Well -and? -what? -Say it -it"

"This sub is the greenest on all of reddit It runs a 100% on recycled jokes."

"Wu-Tang is my favorite 15 person rap group and reaction to a beverage."

"There once was an old lady who swallowed a battery, She got acid reflex."

"(NSFW) I might have a needle dick. But I fuck like a sewing machine."

"I told my dad I didn't want to walk all the way there... ...He said: ""That's a lame excuse""."

"Jesus was definitely a black man. He never once saw his father"

"People, today, I met and chatted up a super-hot stripper at Walmart. Sorry, there's no punch line - I'm still too shocked to write one."

"So quick to claim someone on your taxes yet so slow to make them a snack."