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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? Twitter only allows 160 characters"

"Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? It was Bin-Laden"

"We have it so good in America that once a year we voluntarily do migrant work and call it apple picking."

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys...."

"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."

"What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common? They've both put their faith in the cloud."

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."

"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so damn good at it"

"(confronts Beck in line at Jamba Juice, holds up hurried sketch of Beyonce, aggressively does ""Single Ladies"" dance)"

"What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit? Underlay! Underlay!"