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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so damn good at it"
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"Well, if it doesn't include antidepressants, they shouldn't call it a Happy Meal."
"my ex-gf had multiple personalities it was like having sex with a diff woman everynight except the time she turned into some guy named harry"
"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."
"It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it."
"For my birthday my friends got me a sweater. I would have preferred a screamer or moaner, but a sweater was fine."
"The Browns asked if they could put a pokestop inside the stadium... in hopes that people would attend their games."
"Lesbians are like stray cats. There are more of them than you think."
"Beauty and the Beast is an introvert's worst nightmare. You stay home alone miles from people and then the damn dishes start talking to you."
""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"