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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? It was Bin-Laden"
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"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."
"Three Nazis walk into a BAR They all get shot."
"So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied ""Periodically"""
"To my English teachers who encouraged me to create magical works of literature as a boy. Here is my 3,007th Tweet. You can be proud."
"Q: What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V? A: His brother running with the V.C.R"
"What did the dog say to the old tree? #Bark"
"*Refuses to go to the gym Adds resistance training to workout list."
"I dont trust atoms... I heard they make up everything."
"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."