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Joke of the Day
"What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit? Underlay! Underlay!"
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"Hey! Welcome to Urban Outfitters. Are you a baby-sized woman or a woman-sized man?"
"Chuck Norris checks his facebook on a typewriter."
"A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China. He calls the waiter over and tells him, 'That steak was rubbery.' 'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'"
"Girl, do you work at Arby's? Because you've got a roast beef pussy."
"When it comes to sex, when is a man the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During. Because your plugged into a ""know it all."""
"All the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one."
"Ever notice that Reddit is obsessed with correcting mistakes? Me to."
"I snort bits of pork when I'm hungry. I call them hamboogers."
"People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?"