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Joke of the Day

"People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked."

"How you can see if a blonde is telling bullshit? Her lips are moving."

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote."

"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."

"Why do Pokemon have eyes? So they can pikachu"

"Saw a man at the beach screaming, ""SAVE ME..I'm drowning"". I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned ""1 like = 100 prayers"" on facebook..!!"

"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"

"Rick Perry was going to do the ALS ice bucket challenge But he couldn't remember the 3rd person he was going to challenge."

"Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who know's what's going on?"

"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale."