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Joke of the Day

"People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked."

"I was eating BBQ ribs and my waitress asked me if I wanted a wet nap... ...I told her it wasn't necessary because I had one earlier today."

"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."

"Scientists have discovered secret of infinite electric pover... ... - a generator without 'Turn off' button."

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"Deez Nutz He really has it in the bag."

"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."

"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""

"In space they just call it ""Jam"""

"Back in WW2 I used to be a seaman... Now I just put it all over my wife's ass."