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Joke of the Day
"In space they just call it ""Jam"""
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"News: Ireland has now legalized ecstasy, meth, and mushrooms due to an unexpected legal loophole. In other news: I have a plane to catch."
"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"
"Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings? He wanted more Monet in his wallet."
"How are men like fuses? Once they're blown, they're useless."
"Knock knock... Who's there? The pilot, let me in."
"What kind of bees make milk? Milk-makin' bees."
"A police body camera is like Pokemon GO for catching criminals Mostly because it never seems to work properly"
"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""
"I dread doing laundry as if I didn't have a machine that washes the clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing"