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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have discovered secret of infinite electric pover... ... - a generator without 'Turn off' button."

"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"

"What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire."

"What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend? Elixir."

"Why did helium get into a fight with neon? They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try."

"Recent statistics show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette."

"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!"

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."

"679 Fetty Wap. 17/38 because that's his vision."