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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump We all need a good laugh in this day and age. Here's to you!"

"Did you hear about the guy whose penis looks like Professor X? The resemblance is uncanny."

"7: Where are you and Mom going tonight? Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today."

"I put a load in the dishwasher She swallowed."

"Pete and repeat are in a boat Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who's left?"

"I was at a antique store and came across the first Playboy magazine ever issued...... Luckily, the owner didn't see me."

"I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car. But they're having trouble installing windows."

"I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn..."

"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."

"Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket."