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Joke of the Day
"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."
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"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a confused 8 year old with aspergers reading the list of toppings at Cold Stone."
"Why did the scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in his field."
"What did the upset horse use to row his boat? A saddle."
"One day she says ""Treat me like a princess,"" the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women..."
"Mother in law found me... On the twitter This will be converted into a pineapple upside down cake blog for the next 72 hours. I'm so sorry"
"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
"Genderqueers must have a tough time scheduling.. Because they don't have agenda"
"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"
"Turns out those miniature liquor bottles aren't for babies and now my brother says I can't be the God Mother."