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Joke of the Day
"I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn..."
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"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women only want things that are 20% off."
"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? virgin mobile"
"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."
"Two condoms are walking down the street... They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other ""hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"""
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face."
"Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years."
"Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time? They're way too into Stalin"
"A man with a mirror leaves a party... ... and says ""I'll see myself out."""
"I stayed up all night long to see where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me."