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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket."
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"Why don't you feel the need to wear a seat belt when taking a cab? Because there is a doctor driving."
"Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved."
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."
"What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen? A pedantry."
"""Don't Ask, Don't Tell"" is history, but can we at least keep the ""Don't Tell"" part around for people who love to talk about being vegan?"
"I read that a couple from New Jersey named their baby Adolf Hitler. They should be ashamed, New Jersey is no place to raise a kid."
"My oldest approached me today, and told me he was feeling suicidal. I said, ""Hang in there, son,"" and pointed to the spare room."
"Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Will keep you posted."
"A girl looks at the mirror and says ""Mom, I look really ugly, can you compliment me and make me feel better?"" The mother says ""Wow you have really good eyesight!"""