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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy whose penis looks like Professor X? The resemblance is uncanny."
Next Joke
"Me: Pull my finger. Doctor: Ok. [finger detaches] Me: AAAAHHHHH! Doctor: AAAAHHHHH!!! ME: haha j/k that's actually why I came in."
"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"
"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic!"
"What's the most common career choice among spiders? Web development"
"What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore"
"How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb? Yes"
"My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing."
"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"