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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between rubber balls and steel balls? Caitlyn Jenner doesn't like to steel balls before she comes"

"This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me"

"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"

"What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist? A sadist is honest about his intentions. ____________________________________ That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?"

"Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off."

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"

"I just saw the end of the world coming Watching it gave me multiple orgasms"

"I'm pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because who else would hold a grudge for that long?"

"A Jew, a Catholic and a colored boy go the heaven. Does anyone know the rest of this joke? Judge Schmels was telling it to the Bishop in caddyshack. And never told the punch line."

"I told a riddle to a double amputee once Boy did it leave him stumped"