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Joke of the Day
"I told a riddle to a double amputee once Boy did it leave him stumped"
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"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"
"Dad Jokes Who can make a good dad joke?"
"Me: Can u send me those documents? Coworker: Yes, but u can actually get them by-- Me: Nope, don't try teaching me to fish. Not interested."
"What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight."
"""fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"""
"There's an entire group of white people who believe the most cultured thing you can do is decorate your home with weird Asian themed stuff."
"Q: How do you make soup gold? A: You put in fourteen carrots."
"When his brothel went out of business, what sign did the owner hang on the door? Beat it, We're closed."
"Why do orphans go to church? It's the only place they can call someone ""father""."