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Joke of the Day
"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"
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"Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool. *Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.* Elephant: Bollox! I forgot my swim trunks! Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare."
"When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, ""A very good doctor""."
"Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan's, plays video games, and watches sports with me"" wtf? You want a boyfriend nigga"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about $1.79, and deer nuts are right under a buck."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home"
"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years to life"
"How many polacks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one dumbass."
"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p"