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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because who else would hold a grudge for that long?"

"Rape jokes are so much more funny when you force them on someone ..."

"No one shows their true character more than when they are retrieving their bags from baggage claim"

"How many nuns are there in a temple? Nun."

"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and out of shape. My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and I'm out of shape. I guess I need some conditioning."

"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"

"ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure* GORILLA: [in sign language] I have a boyfriend."

"Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!"

"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice They're lying."