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"This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me"
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"A Russian boy asks his father... A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"" to which his father replies ""20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"""
"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""
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"Q. What's pink and fluffy? A. Pink fluff. Q. What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding its breath Q. What's green and fluffy? A. Moss."
"Early reports say Robin Williams died from arson.... But I Doubtfire."
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"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."
"What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with? Haram bea"