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Joke of the Day

"A Jew, a Catholic and a colored boy go the heaven. Does anyone know the rest of this joke? Judge Schmels was telling it to the Bishop in caddyshack. And never told the punch line."

"Yes I have exams. No, I'm not easily distracted. Yes, my shadow is interesting."

"What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle? ""Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."""

"You know the best thing about having a penis? You get to share it with people who don't."

"Joke (for adults) Okay, so I'm going to tell you- HEY LOOK THOSE IDIOTS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT JUST LOWERED OUR TAXES"

"""Mother I'd like to fuck"" She said ""Ok, let's break your arms and get started."""

"The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen I was having an allergic reaction."

"While in bed, my girlfriend said, ""OMG it's so large!"" Problem is, I'm a serious arachnophobe, and it was right next to me."

"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"

"WIFE: You said you were going to put the dog down ME: *in tears* I TRIED BUT HE HAD SOME REALLY DEVASTATING COMEBACKS"