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Joke of the Day

"Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off."

"whats the difference between a mexican and a book. a book has papers ;) ayee"

"If life give you melons... You're probably dyslexic."

"When I was single, my most frequently used approach with women was to play hard to get rid of."

"Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in Texas? Well, well, well..."

"Why did Charles Darwin become a scientist? He was just playing to his strengths. It was really a natural selection."

"I like my women like I like my golf score In the low 80s with a slight handicap"

"Where do fat people live? (no offense meant) Original joke by me... Where do fat people live? ... ... ... in Obe-city."

"I was in bed with a woman and she said, I want tonight to be magical And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared."

"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."