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Joke of the Day
"Is your fridge running? Why didn't you send it to Rio? All the best to our contestants!"
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"Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course."
"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"
"What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill."
"[cashier training, day 1] ""Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."""
"What type of lunch do you get at an air show? A plain one."
"A long time ago, I learned the importance of just being myself. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just be myself."
"My girlfriend likes to get f**ked in the ear Every time I try to stick my dick in her mouth she turns her head!"
"What happens when a pope dies? Another pops up."
"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"