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Joke of the Day

"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."

"Before Calling Me, ask yourself ""Is This Textable?"""

"Have you guys seen the trailer for that new Moby Dick movie? I think it looks like a huge flop."

"I bet Lady Gaga covers herself in glue and just rolls around in random objects."

"If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment... the newspapers headline could be ""Meat Loaf Aday keeps the doctor away"""

"I went to Applebee's for dinner last night Our food was so good that I asked the waitress to bring out the chef, so they brought out the microwave."

"I'm so poor I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year."

"how did the Imam order his dessert? Allah mode"

"The worktops in my kitchen were put in by a professional counter-fitter... Turns out they were fake."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!"