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Joke of the Day

"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."

"what did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Damn"

"Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France."

"Bras are like the illuminati They're on top, hard to see, harder to unlock, and hold all the good stuff."

"Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour has done the least amount of brave or cool shit."

"Do hairy people get bed head all over? Ma'am, I just called to see if you're happy with your cell phone provider. But probably they do."

"A frog's car broke down.. It gets ""TOAD"" away."

"So we no longer say ""please"" and ""thanks"" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars."

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass."

"How do Super Heroes like their drinks served? WITH JUST ICE!"