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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the porn star who got jizz in her eye during a scene? She didn't see that one coming."

"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"

"What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account? He who smelt it, dealt it."

"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."

"Leave comments under the college videos on porn sites. Like, 'Kelly, you better be getting an A if you're fucking the professor. Love Mom'"

"What do you feed an autistic donkey? Ass burgers"

"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"

"My grandfather's broken watch is just as relevant today as it was in the 50s It's a timeless piece, really."

"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do it's my ankle."

"Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years."