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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
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"What did the Jewish residents of Hiroshima shout when they saw the plane carrying the first atomic bomb? Enola - gai avek!"
"Ladies, never agree to do an@l, save it for when you do something so bad a blowjob can't fix things."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload."
"Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears."
"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station on the other side! *bum bum chi*"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they get in there."
"ComedyTime: I think I'm a Moth http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5bd5cf89ce39d9690346"
"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"
"After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives... Owe for two."