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Joke of the Day
"What do monkeys drink in space? Orangu-Tang."
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"Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you'll be the 9."
"What is the holiest chord? G sus"
"Do you know what a sex stone is? It's just a fucking rock."
"Doc said I need to change my diet... He said I need to eat more caviar and drink more champagne. I said, ""Doc, that's crazy! What's this diet called?"" He said, ""it's a High Fluten diet."""
"We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die."
"How did the lesbian couple build their house? Tongue and groove. [For those who don't understand](http://0.tqn.com/d/homerepair/1/0/0/3/-/-/t_g.jpg)"
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar..... He buys a drink."
"What did the ninja do when he failed to kill his target? He sai'd"
"Did you hear about the dog who had sleep apnea? He had to get a C-PUP machine."