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Joke of the Day
"What do monkeys drink in space? Orangu-Tang."
Next Joke
"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."
"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on? Namaste (nah-ima-stay)"
"I just dumped a pair of conjoined twins. I said, ""It's not you, it's you."""
"How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one? The domesticated doesnt have balls"
"I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd... Murder for a jar of red rum."
"Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"2 scientists walk into a bar... The first one says ""I'll have some H2O"", the second one says ""I'll have some H2O too"". The bartender looks at them and says ""Are you two idiots talking about water?"""
"What kind of doctors do elephants become? Pachydermatologists"