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Joke of the Day

"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on? Namaste (nah-ima-stay)"

"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"

"My wife was having an affair... I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning."

"I found out ""penis"" means ""tail"" in Latin. That must be why chasing tail never ended well for me."

"*Woman throws a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*"

"Next time you get in a fight with your girl.. Go tighten all the lids on the jars."

"Just saw John Cena! lol jk"

"A soldier gets his entire left half of him blown off by a landmine He's alright now though."

"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."

"Ate a bag of Sun chips and now I need 300 stitches in my mouth"