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Joke of the Day

"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on? Namaste (nah-ima-stay)"

"A baby horse is found injured. The cause of the injury is unknown, but foal play is suspected."

"Running out of space for your porn collection? Just download midget porn, it's half the size"

"War does not determine who is right... ...only who is left."

"any man with a ponytail is never more than 15ft away from a katana at any given time"

"Congrats to everyone who just got cast in the new Star Wars movie. The film industry is telling you they think you look like an alien."

"Congratulations Amy Winehouse On three years of sobriety!"

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"

"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."

"Where do kings keep there armies? In their sleevies."