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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd... Murder for a jar of red rum."

"Why did the cowboy get a daschund? Because someone told him to get along little doggie."

"So a pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender asks him why he has the wheel on him, and the pirate replies ""YARR! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!"""

"How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don't know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha. He's also black."

"Math Nerd Joke There are two students on lunch line. Second students says to first student "" I don't have money to buy lunch. What should I do?"" First student replies "" Bi no Meal"""

"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"

"Dynamite fishing Sounds like a blast"

"Say no to shampoo. Demand real poo."

"How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister's jaw in."

"People that type in all caps are... Capitalists."